I don't know how to break this to you.
I've never done this be fore.
But we need to talk.
You're too good for me.
This just isn't going to work out.
I love you, but not that way.
I can't do this anymore.
It's not you, it's me.
We can still be friends.
Ready to break up with your halloween candy? Here's where I'm sending mine.
Hope you had a wonderful Friday!